Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (and me)

“Have you been reviewed by a major publication recently, James?” I hear you ask. Well since you enquire… no. Nonetheless, I was rather pleased with what Mumsnet (a tough crowd, as any politician will tell you) had to say about my work in Snow White:

“The man playing “The Wood-Cutter” and “Prince” was very funny for both the children and adults and played the characters very differently.”

So if you’re reading this, Mr. Evans, P.E. teacher, I am funny and I will make something of myself even if I can’t remember my trainers on football days, and if you still disagree, you can take it up with Mumsnet.